You shall render tribute to the King of Walrus! Or die.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
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As my life isn't going that well right now, and I have pretty much no desire to write anything, I'll try to post something next month, or the month after that. Eventually. Maybe never.
The King of Walrus requires tribute. It is unnecessary to render it unto him, however, for he is a very small king, with only one walrus. It is a very old walrus, and has arthritis. You should render tribute unto him anyways, though, because if you do not he will feel very small and sad.
Walrus is a small country near Wales, consisting of about enough space for a small castle, a very small farm, and the ancestral hovel of a family of peasants who have been the loyal citizens of the Walrus King for the last thousand years.
I am not the Walrus King, but it is necessary that you know of his plight.
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