The King of Walrus requires tribute. It is unnecessary to render it unto him, however, for he is a very small king, with only one walrus. It is a very old walrus, and has arthritis. You should render tribute unto him anyways, though, because if you do not he will feel very small and sad.
Walrus is a small country near Wales, consisting of about enough space for a small castle, a very small farm, and the ancestral hovel of a family of peasants who have been the loyal citizens of the Walrus King for the last thousand years.
I am not the Walrus King, but it is necessary that you know of his plight.
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